On The Subject Of Anal...

     I was reading one of my favorite blogs, The Harlot's Progress, when I came across a previous post she had made regarding Anal: How To.  I must say,  I've read a dozen books which cover how to make anal a little less uncomfortable.  None have come close to giving sound advice on the subject.  I highly recommend anyone who needs to know go read this post.  She covers it all----and it really works.

     I have had a love/hate relationship with anal since I was about 17.  My first real long-term boyfriend tried after we had been dating about 3 years.  He got it no further than the tip and I nipped that whole session in the bud.  It was excruciating pain.  I felt like I was being ripped in half and his penis was really small---like 3-inches-when-it-was-hard-small.  I never let him attempt it again.

     The next time it happened I was with my next boyfriend, whom I was with for 7 years.  He tried to talk me into it, but his penis was huge.  If the tiny one had hurt that bad, there was no way I was letting him near may ass with that monster.  About 3 years into the relationship, we started taking ecstasy occasionally.  While under the influence, I would get so carried away, I was down for anything.  We would have 6 hour long marathons and during one of these, it just seemed to happen.  I was sitting on the couch with my ass hanging off and my legs spread and in the air.  He was in between my legs.  He tried and I didn't stop him.  Wow!  What had I been missing all these years?  It felt great!  From then on I would agree to it, but only in the same position, and only when I was rolling.

     Now I've moved on.  I'm older, have a new love interest.  I hardly ever take ecstasy.  I still agree to do it sometimes, but now it's usually only when I've smoked a significant amount of pot.  It seems to relax me enough to be able to enjoy the experience.  It can be a really pleasurable experience.  I don't want to have to be under the influence of an illegal substance every time I get the urge for anal.

  I read Harlot's post and it is the magic formula---follow her instructions to the letter and it will solve all your problems.  If you've never tried it, you're missing out on what can be a yummy experience.  Most men will ask for it after a respectable amount of time in a relationship.  Give him what he wants,  you might just have the time of your sex life...